WE SAW BECKHAM!!

OH YEEHHHHH
We were out in Central Madrid pubhopping
when we saw DAVID BECKHAM in his huge car!!!
i bet it must have been one of his cars since it was a 4x4 wheeler
n POSH VICTORIA was just beside him!
Technically I didnt realli see him cos he was reversing his car
bt i saw Victoria's tiny super common-looking face
n there were a whole load of pple lashing out their mobile
to take pictures of them
the police even came after that!
n Someone tried to steal from me again?!!!
do i look rich or WAT?! gggrrr
luckily i caught her, n couldnt shout at her with my vulgarities in time
before she ran away!!!